Sasquatch silhouette in misty forest
100% Handcrafted Metal Art

The Legend Lives

In Your Yard

Transform your lawn into legendary territory with our handcrafted metal Sasquatch silhouettes. Weatherproof, whimsical, and just spooky enough to keep the neighbours talking.

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500+

Happy Yards

4.9★

Customer Rating

100%

Weatherproof

Choose Your Cryptid

Each Sasquatch is hand-cut from premium steel and designed to weather the elements while keeping the mystery alive year-round.

Garden GuardianFree Shipping
(93 reviews)

Garden Guardian

Blends perfectly with your garden foliage. Your vegetables have never been safer.

$159.99
Arctic ExplorerPremium
(64 reviews)

Arctic Explorer

For those who brave the cold. This snow-ready squatch thrives in winter wonderlands.

$179.99
Canadian PrideLimited Edition
(81 reviews)

Canadian Pride

Show your national spirit with this maple leaf design. Perfect for the Great White North.

$169.99
Desert DwellerFree Shipping
(72 reviews)

Desert Dweller

Rust-finished perfection for warm climates. Blends beautifully with southwestern landscapes.

$154.99

Why Choose Lawnsquatch?

We're not just selling lawn ornaments. We're selling mystery, intrigue, and the chance to be the most interesting house on the block.

Weather Resistant

Built from premium weathered steel that develops a beautiful rust patina over time. Designed to withstand rain, snow, and sun for years.

Life-Size Presence

Standing at a genuine 7 feet tall, our Sasquatch silhouettes create an unmistakable presence that will have neighbours doing double-takes.

Guaranteed Sightings

We guarantee at least one startled neighbour per week, or your money back. Results may include confused wildlife and viral social media posts.

Easy Installation

Simple stake system means your Squatch is standing guard in under 10 minutes. No tools required - just push into any lawn or garden bed.

What Our Believers Say

Join thousands of satisfied customers who've brought the legend to their lawn.

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Mike Peterson

Portland, OR

"Best purchase I've ever made. My HOA is furious but legally can't do anything about it. Win-win!"

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Sarah Chen

Denver, CO

"The Arctic Explorer model is stunning. People slow down just to take photos. My lawn has never been more famous."

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Jake Morrison

Seattle, WA

"Setup took literally 5 minutes. Now I have the most talked-about yard in the neighbourhood. Kids love it!"

Ready to Become a Believer?

Join the thousands of homeowners who've discovered the joy of confusing their neighbours and delighting their families.

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